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Сообщение Gremlin » 25 июл 2008, 15:51

Ученые установили, что клещи и паяльник помогают добиться от женщин желаемого быстрее, чем цветы и шампанское.
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Сообщение Gremlin » 28 авг 2008, 12:04

Шеф ушел на охоту с другом. Приходят вместе к другу домой после охоты. Папа дочке лет 8 протягивает две конфетки "Белочка" и говорит:
- Вот тебе, Настенька, белочка из леса конфетки с орешками передала...
Тут шеф, немного подшофе, кладет руку в рюкзак и за хвост вытаскивает тушку:
- А вот и сама белочка!
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Сообщение Gremlin » 16 сен 2008, 17:52

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Сообщение Gremlin » 19 ноя 2008, 18:47

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Сообщение Gremlin » 06 май 2009, 15:44

- У Вас свининка свежая?
- Да! Вчера еще кашляла.
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Сообщение Gremlin » 28 май 2009, 17:43

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Сообщение Gremlin » 17 сен 2009, 11:09

Презервативам доверяешь ровно до первой СМСки "Нам надо поговорить".
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