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Сообщение Gremlin » 23 фев 2007, 15:00

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Сообщение Gremlin » 27 фев 2007, 13:48

Именно "день защитника отечества" позволяет наиболее четко составить список тех, кого надо поздравить с "восьмым марта".
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Сообщение Gremlin » 22 мар 2007, 18:17

Жизнь - это движение. Особенно если это половая жизнь.
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Сообщение Gremlin » 22 мар 2007, 18:24

Женщины которых можно купить стоят дешевле.
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Сообщение Gremlin » 15 июн 2007, 11:34

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Сообщение Gremlin » 27 июл 2007, 09:39

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Сообщение Gremlin » 10 авг 2007, 15:52

Одиночество - это когда приходится выбрасывать презервативы, потому что у них истёк срок годности.
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Сообщение Gremlin » 31 авг 2007, 18:33

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Сообщение Gremlin » 09 ноя 2007, 20:05

Старость, это когда в Аптеке, вместо презервативов, начинаешь покупать лекарства.
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